We caught up with Chris shooting a friendly game of pool and decided to bust his balls a little bit......

Hey Chris, do you go by any other names?
"Pick one."

When were you born?
"When the doctor spanked me."

Where?
"California."

Can you be a little more specific?
"Hawthorne."

Everyone's always talking about how hard you hit the drums, why?
"Isn't that what they're for?"

How long have you been playing?
"Since I was a kid."

When did you get your first set?
"I think I was ten, my parents bought me a sparkly blue three-piece Ludwig with one cymbal which I broke within a week."

What type of drums do you prefer today?
"Black ones."

Who's your favorite drummer?
"Wow, tough question. There are just too many, but if you had a gun to my head...... screw it, shoot me."

What do you think of ROCKBOTTOM's music?
"Pretty cool."

What's your favorite Rock Bottom song?
"Hmmm... again, tough question. But I would have to say 'Far Away'."

Who's your favorite group today?
"Soundgarden."

Do you have kids?
"Yeah, they're running around here somewhere."

What do you do for fun?
"Get tattoos."

Do you play any other instruments?
"Yeah man, I play everything, but not very well."

Who were your major musical influences?
"Simon Lebon and Nick Rhodes."

Who would you most like to jam with, dead or alive?
"Elvis."

Why?
"Because that guy was the coolest..."